Alan Haines

Location: Kent
About me...

I am an experienced guest speaker who brings my presentations to life by using comedy, audience engagement, magic and audio.
I’ve performed for hundreds of groups, clubs and societies and appeared in my own one man show at The Edinburgh Fringe and The Brighton Fringe.

About my Talks...

My presentations which can last between 45 and 60 minutes, depending on your needs, are funny and expertly structured. There are many opportunities for audience input too. The presentations are light hearted and entertaining.
I stand alone, use very little equipment, (which I provide myself), and only require access to a three pin plug socket.
I will require access to the venue at least fifteen minutes before start time.


Fees typically include travel costs but exclude parking fees if any are incurred.
Folkestone & Hythe, Ashford and Dover £87
Canterbury and Maidstone £92
Thanet, Medway, Sevenoaks and Swale £97
Sheerness, Dartford, Gravesham, Tonbridge & Malling and Tunbridge Wells £102
South East London £115
Elsewhere – please phone 07872 613419 or email for a quote.

My Contact Details:

07872 613419

The Baby Boomer Nostalgia Show Part 1

The Baby Boomer Nostalgia Show is an amusing celebration of being born between 1946 and 1964. Memories of the 1950s, 60s and 70s are dredged up in this hilarious reminiscence. It explores what shaped and inspired a whole generation which, according to Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, “never had it so good’. You’ll laugh at the old days and be in stitches at modern times. This show is packed with funny memories and is a perfect antidote for clubs and societies that are fed up with modernity and want to wallow in a good old bit of nostalgia.
You don’t have to be a Baby Boomer to enjoy this as it’s fun for all ages. It stands alone from The Baby Boomer Nostalgia Show Part 2. (see below)
The show features comedy, audience participation, magic and some audio reminders of the time.

The Baby Boomer Nostalgia Show Part 2

The Baby Boomer Nostalgia Show became so popular I was asked by so many groups to do a follow up and this is it. It follows on from Part 1.
Parts 1 and 2 can each stand alone so you don’t have to have both.

Mad Musicians and Crazy Dancers

A presentation that reveals the almost unbelievable stories behind some of the most unusual dancing and singing performers of the Music Hall and Vaudeville.

The Life and Times of Max Miller

The premier variety performer of the 1930s and 40s is brought back to life in this fascinating funny and true story of The Cheeky Chappie. (Don’t worry there is no swearing or foul language in this presentation).

Alan Haines Contact Details:

07872 613419

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